By Brad Graham
Provide your mates and kin the surprise in their lives! fifty one High-Tech sensible Jokes for the Evil Genius has every little thing you must pull devastatingly humorous (and safe!) technical pranks. From the “evasive beeping thing” to “rats within the walls” to the “rigged lie detector,” you’ll discover a plethora of pranks that would feed your internal hacker whenever you create a kingdom of utter confusion round you! utilizing easy-to-find elements and instruments that every one Evil Geniuses can get their palms on, those well-played but risk free pranks will confound your unsuspecting goals at any time when. Plus, each device should be combined and coupled, permitting you to create 1000s of bigger, much more twisted evil prank units! fifty one High-Tech useful Jokes for the Evil Genius provides you:
• directions and plans for fifty one simple-to-advanced initiatives, entire with two hundred how-to illustrations that allow you to construct every one gadget visually
• Frustration-factor removal—all the wanted components are indexed, besides sources
• Video hyperlinks to a number of the sensible jokes on YouTube.com
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51 High-Tech Practical Jokes for the Evil Genius by Brad Graham