By Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen
Daniel Theaker's A operating Musician's comic story booklet is a compilation of the funniest and hottest track jokes this present day. From groaners to intestine busters, those jokes fairly mirror the attitudes and personalities of people that make song for a residing.
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How do you know if a viola section is at your door? No one knows when to come in. What is the difference between violists and terrorists? Terrorists have sympathizers. Did you hear about the violist who bragged that she could play 64th notes? The other string players didn't believe her so she played them one. Page 47 How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case. What do a viola and a court case have in common? Everybody is relieved when the case is closed. What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
What are trumpets made from? Leftover saxophone parts. Why do trumpet players only use one hand to play their horn? Because the other one is too busy. Why do you bury trumpet players six feet under? Because deep down they really are nice people. How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change it and four to say how much better they would have done it. What is the difference between a lawnmower and a trumpet? The neighbour gets mad if you don't return the lawnmower.
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The piano player can do it with his left hand. Why is a double bass better than a cello? A double bass holds more beer. Harp Why is the harpist the busiest musician in the orchestra? She spends half the time tuning her harp and the other half playing it out of tune! Page 51 What happened to the guy who fell through a harp? He is in the hospital. Rooms 25 to 40. What is the definition of a quarter tone? A harpist tuning her unison strings.
A Working Musician's Joke Book by Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen